My Delusional Reality

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It's raining and it's 60 degrees and I'm cold.  Yesterday it was 80, tonight it will be in the 40s.

It's a yucky day and I want to be home in bed.

However, I'm smiling on the inside because I'm wearing my cool new waterproof shoes.  Yes, that's right.  Waterproof.  They are awesome, much like me:

I Wonder

Am I the only one that thinks "Go, Go Gadget Arms!" when I can't reach something?

Just curious.

If the Search is Right

Does anyone else ever check their referring stats?  I find it highly amusing, especially when I come across one like THIS.  Humm....I wonder who did that.  Not really, it's pretty obvious to me.   I just wonder why you would care what I have to say now.

I laugh at THIS everyday.  I receive several hits a day from that search string.

And, you just gotta love THIS misspelled porn star search string... woo hoo, I'm number 3!!

I've also had several searches related to James Frey's book A Million Little Pieces, I recently finished reading it and I want more more more.  In fact, I picked up his sequel My Friend Leonard, last week and I must say, this must be the best pair of books I've read in a while.

If 2's Company

And 3's a crowd, Is 4 a conundrum?

Nah, not in this case at least.  I can say this much, until yesterday, I'd never had 4 people in my bed at one time. 

This football season has been rather depressing for me.  The Texans have the worst record in the NFL and I don't even like watching the games anymore.  Lauren and I decided to go in my room and watch one of our favorite movies "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days".  We were laying in my bed watching the movie when Chris came in and cuddled up next to me.  A few minutes later, Jared came in and did the same with Lauren. 

We have a nice size tv in the living room, but no, all 4 of us layed on my bed watching a chick flick while football was playing in the background.

They really are too cute.

Question

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Just curious.

Thanks Guys

My mission has been accomplished.

My site is on the first page of MSN's results for Nina Hartley Interracial .

I am now truly a successful blogger.

What a Tool

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried......

"Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh is suing Gail O'Toole, with whom he broke up in 1999, after dating for 10 months. Slaby then began dating someone else but, according to the lawsuit, O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. When he woke up, Slaby found that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish."

Read the entire article here.

Personally, I think he should be happy he umm had something long enough to glue.

Clutter

Thanks for all of your comments on my posts you guys.  It just took me two hours to declutter my inbox.  I've slacked off lately but I'll try to do better.  I think I've got a lot of decluttering to do.  I also think I may be making up words here.  Not sure.

What's In A Name?

I bought this little gem over a month ago, my first apple purchase.  It may be my last.  As I added my Ipod Nano to my shopping cart, I noticed they would engrave it for free. Naturally, I wanted my name emblazoned on the back.  Much to my dismay, the prudes at apple think my name constitues "inappropriate message text".  Those bastards.

Can you believe that shit?

Back on the Wagon

I think the most damage that Hurricane Rita caused in Houston was the lost of my internet access but it's up and running again!!! 

I never realized how much of a dork I am; no, I lie, I know I'm a huge dork. However, it's very hard to be said dork without the internet.  Thank you Al Gore, you really invented a great thing.

Anyway, I'm no longer house sitting for my boss; I won't miss the dog waking me up every morning at 6:45 but I will miss riding up and down in the elevator.  For 3 weeks I lived in a house that costs more than I'll probably make in 50 years.

That's ok, I'm happy where I am.  In fact, this will be my second night in the new apartment.  Since Joey and Manuel are building their house and moving, Jared and I decided to move out as well.  I haven't really done much moving yet, just the essentials.  I am pretty damn proud of myself for packing 3 boxes on Saturday.  Anyone want to come help me pack?  Or move all my shit up 3 flights of stairs? 

Yeah, I didn't think so.