My Delusional Reality

You Make a Grown Man Cry

From the Stones concert last week.  You can see more pictures HERE. 

I had such a great time, my boss bought tickets for Tricia (formerly known as Bimbo) and I and our boyfriends.  I think Chris (pictured above) and I were the youngest people in the place.  I had such a great time, Mick Jagger is one sexy bastard.  He's still got it going on.  At least from a distance. 

Election Time

Go HERE and vote for my bitch's bitch.......or else.

Her name is Ruby.  Isn't she a doll?

Hippo Love

Dinner was a success! There were no fires or major injuries and I only burnt myself once. I took care of my boys tonight, I wanted it to be special for them.

I even bought them flowers.

My sloppy joe(y)'s are a real treat, my recipe is even published. Granted, it's in the Houston Local Plumber's Union #68 Cookbook, but it's published none the less.

We all sat down to a hearty dinner.  Joey and Manuel were just happy I was feeding them.

But Oooooohh it's so good!

 

Yummy!

 

Yummy!!

 

Yummy!!!

To top it all off, I baked them a carrot cake. I just borrowed the black plastic tray from Randalls, I swear I did. Really.

Here I am in my kitchen, like my new shirt?

Happy Anniversary Boys!

Also titled: Horny Horny Hippos

Today Joey and Manuel are celebrating their one year anniversary!  Yay, boys!

Like Joey said in his blog, at their request, I'm going to cook them my famous sloppy joe(y)'s. That's my gift to them, my wonderful cooking. I did do something nice for Manuel though. I didn't want him to feel left out, so I created a blog for him and emailed him the url, user name and password.

I'm sure he's elated. Especially about the screen name, don't worry Manuel, you can change it later but you have to keep the url. www.mymanisabigfathomo.blogspot.com is pure genius in my opinion.

Joey posted a crazy picture of him and I on his blog from the gay pride parade.  I feel the need to return the favor.

Dancing in the Street. Joey is a great dancer, the crowd cheered while he was bustin' a move. I guess he got too tired and decided to just lay in the street for a while.

Then when have Mr. "I'm too sexy for my shirt", which needs no explanation.

This is Joey after  the mean lesbian almost beat him up.  Notice the wet spot on his shorts.

Look, I taught Joey everything he knows!

And here's Manuel, anyone wanna guess what he's doing?

Someone in our circle of friends said that when Joey and Manuel kiss it looks like two hippopotamuses (hippopotami is also correct, I just like hippoptamuses better) mating. You can judge for yourself; I think I'll stay neutral.

Guys I hope you have many more great years together!  I love you both!

Happy Birthday to Kris!! That's

Happy Birthday to Kris!!

That's all I have to say, for now.

There is Such a thing as a free lunch

I wanted a margarita for lunch and Trish and had some things to discuss about the office so we decided to go over to TGI Fridays. We sit in the bar and I notice it's really dark, more so than usual. A waiter comes up and says to us "I'm sorry, our main power is out, we can not serve food right now." My immediate response, "What about drinks?" Not a problem....we were good to go.

But after that first strawberry lemonade, I needed something in my tummy. Joking I said to Trish, "Man can I least get some crackers?" The bartender heard me and brought us out bread sticks, chips and salsa. I told the poor guy, "You know how us women are, we can never be satisfied". I finished another drink and asked for the check. The waitress took my debit card and said she wanted to ask the manager something. When she came back, she said it was on the house - their last computer had just went down. Not bad, not bad at all!

Thanks!

Brian, thank you for your technical support; very much appreciated.

4/20

Have a great holiday today!!

At least for the 94.9 million of us in who "didn't inhale"......

Happy Birthday Baby!!

Today is my best friend's birthday!!!

Happy Birthday Shelly, I love you girl!!

We have been through so many things together. From Almond Joy and Heath Bar addictions to those damn Rolos and Cherry Jolly Ranchers. Every single time I hear "Can't find a better man" on the radio, it instantly takes me back to my sophomore year. Shell and I would drive around in her old red cavalier and sing at the top of our lungs. It's been quite a trip, nothing would have been the same without her.

It's been over 10 years since we met and I love you more each and every day. I hope that life is treating you just as good as it's been treating me lately. Everyone deserves someone like her in their life and I'm very thankful I have her!

White Christmas

After 15 years, it finally snowed on Christmas Eve!! Even in Houston we had a white Christmas. I had a decent holiday, spent time with family and friends. I can't ask for much more than that. I'll be moving out of my apartment next week. I'm moving in with my friends and I'm very excited about it. I worry about losing my independence but other than that I'm so happy to move!!!