My Delusional Reality

Slap That Baby Make Him Free

I am now the proud owner of Labyrinth!  Someone actually listened to me and bought it for me.  It was a very nice surprise.

I had a really nice weekend, I even learned a few things that I'll share with you.

1. Howard Johnson is no paradise, no matter what the address is. On the upside, while I was in the "lounge" at 8:30 Sunday morning, I asked the attendant when I could get a beer. His reply: You know what city you're in? You can have a beer whenever you want. What did I say to that? I'll take two.

2.  Don't drop your full beer.  Especially on an irate Indian guy.

Irate Indian Guy(half-yelling): Excuse me, ma'am, you spill beer.  You ruin my dress.

I stood there quite confused; this man was not wearing a dress.  Neither was his wife.  He began again -

IIG: You ruin my dress!! Why you do that? What you do?

I see the spot of beer that "ruined" IIG's "dress".  Smaller than a quarter.  I had beer all over my ass.  IIG pissed me off.

Irate Crazy Bitch: You think I dropped my fucking $5 beer on purpose, buddy?  I don't think so. It was an accident, so sorry.

IIG:  You ruin my dress.

Apparently this phrase is all the English that IIG can offer.  I let him have it.

ICB: What the hell do you want me to do?  It was an accident, do you understand that?

At this point I decide to walk away. I had to take my empty beer bottle back to the bar in order to resist smashing it over IIG's head. Or before I slapped that bindi of his wife's forehead.

You Have No Power Over Me

Jareth: You remind me of the babe.
Goblin: What babe?
Jareth: The babe with the power.
Different Goblin: What power?
Jareth: The power of voodoo.
Goblin: Who do?
Jareth: You do.
Goblin: Do what?
Jareth: Remind me of the babe.

I love this movie.  Someone needs to buy the DVD for me.

The Penis Game

Christina and I like to play this game!  In the bar too!   Don't worry you can play as well.

The Game:  Take the title of a movie and change the last word to Penis.

We came up with some funny stuff!  ;)

Bad as it may sound, I think I did best with my "13 Going on Penis".   I'm also very fond of my "Man on Penis".  But that's just me.

We had a night full of penis:

Sleeping With The Penis
A Beautiful Penis
Supersize Penis
The Longest Penis
Dirty Rotten Penis
Me, Myself and Penis
The Last Penis

What can you come up with?    ;)

Love, Actually

Ok, I have TONS of favorite movies but I must say, those Brits have the romantic comedies down. I think my all time favorite movie is Love Actually . Totally great love story....one of my favorite lines of all times......it's a big one, here we go.......

"To me, you are perfect"

That's what I want, that's what I need. Note another British movie: Bridget Jones' Diary and another favorite line:

"I like you just as you are".

Like I said, that's all I want....okay, you got me; I've been to happy hour and I had quite a few drinks. Nonetheless, I'm not changing who I am for anybody.....

I think Tom Petty said it best.....

Well I don’t know what I’ve been told You never slow down, you never grow old I’m tired of screwing up, I’m tired of goin’ down I’m tired of myself, I’m tired of this town Oh my my, oh hell yes Honey put on that party dress Buy me a drink, sing me a song, Take me as I come ’cause I can’t stay long.............

 

But that's just me.....cra-azy!

The Ring II

Danny and I went to see The Ring Two today. I was highly disappointed. The first movie scared the shit out of me. This time around, not so scary. Two big thumbs down! What is it with all the crappy movies that I've seen lately? Seems like the last few times I've been to the movies, the flick was not so good. Hostage wasn't horrible, but it certainly wasn't great either.

Although, I did finally see the Kill Bill movies and they were quite good. I also watched The Notebook and the new Bridget Jones Diary movie. I woke Danny up because I was crying so loudly at the end of The Notebook. I read the book last summer and cried all damn day. Women and sappy movies!

Weight Loss 101

After watching the movie Supersize Me, I have sworn off fast food. Two months later and 25 pounds lighter, I'm still going strong. Never again will McDonald's french fries pass through these lips. I refuse to let Corporate America poison my body with what they try to pass off as food. Morgan Spurlock's movie and Eric Schlosser's novel Fast Food Nation have completely changed my life.