My Delusional Reality

Obama and Guitar Hero - The Perfect Combo

I went to vote last night and it took over two hours, two hours!!  My precinct definitely has a democratic majority.   There wasn't even a line for the republicans.

I waited in line patiently to enter the voting booth; once I did, I went into re-con mode, pulled out the camera and snapped a few shots (idea stolen from analog_chainsaw).  The voting nazis would have been very upset with me.  They had already told me to put my cellphone away as I neared the front of the line.

Results of my mission:

And with a name like this, who could resist?

I did my civic duty and decided it was time for drannking with the lovely Fuzzball.  She got to watch me rock out the guitar hero, well sort of....my hand-eye coordination begins to diminish with every alcoholic beverage consumed (go figure) but I still made high score!  Yay me!  I surprised them all with my mad skills.

And yes, I'm representin' flickr!

Sadly,

The reason I worry about the future of this country.

Hello World

I am back again (again) - it's been awhile but I'll come around more often now.

Monday Ain't So Bad

I've got a huge smile on my face and I don't see it going away anytime soon.  Chris is the sweetest thing ever.  We spent all weekend together and had a great time. 

I'm Moving

Wonder Why?

Go Astros!!

I love this picture - I took it a few years back at Minute Maid Park.

The Astros are going to the WORLD SERIES!  I went to the NIN concert but stayed at the bar in the Toyota Center watching the game.  My friends were all watching the concert, not me.  Nah, I was celebrating with perfect strangers.  Hugging, high-fives, I even saw a few chest bumps.  In the pandemonium that took place, I managed to get decked full force on my chin.  I've even got a bruise and a scratch.  I've been in a few fights before but I've never had to take any punches.  I've got me a strong chin.  But I did have the worst headache all day.

Blow x 2

From what I hear, Boy George requested the services of a male prostitute who attempted to steal his drugs upon arrival.

What would you do if someone tried to steal all of your drugs?  That's right, you'd call the police.  Now poor Boy George is facing 15 years in prison...talk about taking it up the ass!  He won't need a prostitute anymore, that's for sure!

Here's the article.

Rita Refugee

I am now an official refugee.  Damn that bitch Rita.  It's been a very long night.  I left Houston last night at 10:30 I just now made it to my uncle's house just north of Dallas.  A trip that I can make in less than 4 hours took over 14 hours. 

Fourteen fucking hours that I spent on the road with my mother, my grandpa and his 2 dogs.  Talk about a long night.  I think I ran out of xanex somewhere around Huntsville.  And that bitch at Denny's wouldn't serve me beer....the nerve of some people!

I talked to a gal that I work with this morning, she left Houston 30 minutes after I did and by 10:30 this morning she had only made it to the outskirts of Houston.  I can be a map reading fool when I have to be....my expertly planned route saved a great amount of time.

I'm exhausted and can't think of anything funny to say.  But I'll leave you with this photo.  Jared, my roommate, went shopping for hurricane supplies.  This is what he bought:

Two cases of water and ONE can of soup.  Sure, it IS Chunky Chicken Noodle, but damn that sure as hell ain't enough for me....I wonder what he's gonna eat.

Be safe everybody...it could get really nasty out there!

Update

I no longer need a date on Friday night, I got me one.  I might fill you in on the details, we'll see.

Thought of the Day

I have plans for FRIDAY night but I need a date - any suggestions?