My Delusional Reality

My Birthday

Today is my birthday!! Joey surprised me with a party and a Sponge Bob Square Pants cake. Danny got me new movies - the new Bridget Jones!!! plus the Notebook and Kill Bill 1 & 2. I still haven't figured out how to add them to my DVD profiler thingy.

Ivey made Joey's deformed cake all pretty, I'll have pictures of it as soon as Jared uploads them. More update later!!

Mary Kay...the Devil's Advocate

Listen up ladies, do not approach me at the mall, grocery store or office supplier, I will not sell your makeup. I will not sign up for your information session and I will no longer give you my business card. I am not the gal you are looking for, the highlight of my day is not picking out the perfect eyeshadow to match my blouse. Sometimes, my blush and lipstick don't even match (Gasp)!

Locks of Love

I finally did it, again. Yet again, I cut off all my hair in order to donate it to Locks of Love. I still cry when I hear the snip, snip, snip but I realize how truly wonderful this organization is. My hair has generated so many compliments over the years; naturally, when I heard of Locks of Love, I knew I'd found a meaningfull way that I could help. Every 2-3 years I've cut off over 16" of hair and I'll continue donating for life.

A New Year's Diet I Could Handle!!

Yummy!!

My Resolution, What's Yours???

In the year 2005 I resolve to: Get high on life. Start working on the street corner. Stop smoking pot by taking up crack instead. Get your resolution here.