My Delusional Reality

Redneck Flat Screen

As some of you may know, I grew up in Alvin - if you've ever been there this won't surprise you....

 

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Ok, So Yeah,

I'm a little (just a little) vain.  At least I can admit it.

I've always been bothered by the fact that my friend's pictures snatched up so many views over a weeks time frame.

I feel much better now though.  I uploaded my funny picture a few hours ago and it's already at the top!

Damn, I haven't been able to sleep the past two nights, uuuugghh.

And The Decree Will Set You Free

Well, I finished...that was way too easy. Divorce papers are all done. I've got one question to ask my boss but other than that, I'm one step closer to only having three parts to my name again.

The hard part will be getting him to sign them, wish me luck you guys!

 

If I had only known then!

 

Party TBA

I just filled out the first portion of the paperwork for my divorce, if I weren't so tired, I'd finish both parts.  I never imagined this would feel so good. I know I should have done it a long time ago but it's getting done now and that all that matters.

I've decided not to help him anymore, he'll never stop asking if I keep helping him. He got himself into trouble this past weekend and he can get himself out of it too.

Look at Me!

 

Yes, I did it. For the very first time, I ate sushi this weekend. Christina, her friend Karen and I went out for dinner. I was so proud of myself, I didn't puke at the table! (I'm such a picky eater and there were 2 very close calls.)

I did learn that I DO NOT like seaweed. That was rough, very rough. Almost makes me sick thinking of it. I didn't like the samon either, not raw at least.

I just told Bimbo that I ate sushi this weekend, she says I ate fish eggs in the Californa Roll. I didn't know that, damn Christina - what did you make me do?

Yay Me!

I've always worked in the banking and finance industry, I even  have a very small accounting and tax preparation business.  And I confess, I balanced my checkbook this morning - for the first time in 2 years.

:o)

Why I Am A Happy Drunk

I've missed blogging lately but

I've missed blogging lately but I guess I've just been too lazy to update you guys.  I'll paraphrase to catch you all up:

Mon-Fri

8:30 - at least 5:30(often later): WORK

6:00 - 12:00: Beer Drinking/TV Watching Time

12:00 - 7:00: Sleep

Sat & Sun

Nothing, absolutely NOTHING!

I'm stuck in one of my funky moods.....I'm tired, bored and sad all the time, for no apparent reason.   Uuuughhh!

Hummm - I figured it out - I need to get laid.

Today I Am A Race Car Driver

This morning as I drove into the office, I became Cole Trickle. Houston is a weird city, that’s pretty much all I can say to explain the phenomenon that I’m about to present you.

I’m driving, not paying attention and going way too fast as usual, when out of nowhere I’m faced with a huge cloud of white smoke. What to do, what to do?

Normal people might think: Where’s the fire? What’s going on here? or even Those damn sewers are smoking again! But oh no, not me! Because today, I am a race car driver.

Harry Hogge: What do you know about stock car racing?
Cole Trickle: Well... watched it on television, of course.
Harry Hogge: You've seen it on television?
Cole Trickle: ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.
Harry Hogge: I'm sure I would.

Today I did what any self-respecting neckcar driver would have done – I remembered that scene from Days of Thunder when Cole passes through all the smoke and makes it through unscathed. I evoked the power of Cole Trickle to get through the smoke today and it worked beautifully!

I found this little quote equally applicable in both my race car driver life and my normal, less exciting everyday life.

Cole Trickle: Whoa. Her ass is all over the place.
Harry Hogge: When the rear end's loose, the car's fast. Loose is fast, and on the edge you're out of control.