My Sexy Roommate - This one's for you Jo-Jo.
I've known Joey 10 years now and he is one of the most important people in my life. We dated in high school for a long time, he was my best friend and he was the only boy that respected me in high school. I even popped his cherry. Little did I know, he only "respected" me because he's gay. (As evidenced in above photo) ;)
Joey hasn't been around much lately and I really miss him. I'm happy for him though; his relationship is going well and he's happy even if he is only using our house for storage.
Joey is my Will; I can't imagine not having him in my life and I'll love him until the day I die. That being said, he pushed me into the pool the other night while I was holding my cell phone. I was PISSED! Not so much about the phone, but the fact that every single phone number I have is confined to that little silver piece of shit from Sprint. (By the way, I was surprised that Brad Pitt's, "The things you own end up owning you", didn't make AFI's Top 100 Movie Quotes tonight.) He felt bad but I wanted him to know exactly how pissed I was so I pulled out the big guns.
I told Joey that I would rub my pussy on his pillow if I didn't get my phone numbers back after the phone dried. Like I said, I pulled out the big guns. The mere mention of this word makes him gag and my threats truly sickened him. I saw the fear in his eyes, he knew I meant business. Let's just say that for now, he's lucky. My phone still works so I'll save my secret weapon for another day.
