My Delusional Reality

That's What I Call Hardcore

Man Tapes Jersey on Son and Son to Chair

Bitch better recognize.

Sadly,

The reason I worry about the future of this country.

Overheard at Work

First thing this morning, while sitting at my desk, Bimbo, myspace whore that she is,  busts out with, "Oh My God!  This picture!  I know that bedroom, I know that ceiling."

When I say Bimbo and myspace whore, I mean them in the best possible way.  Really, I do.  She constantly calls me a bitch, we just work that way.

Not Anymore

Not Anymore, originally uploaded by Jennifer Lynn.

Over You

Learn From Yesterday, Live For Today, Hope For Tomorrow

Exactly one year ago today, I experienced the worst day of my life.  I will never forget.  I woke up this morning and immediately felt the pain all over again.  Before I'd even realized the date.  I hope that time will ease the hurt.

Karma.  It's a bitch.

Bingletobe ??

Bingletobe ??, originally uploaded by Jennifer Lynn.

As I was sitting at the stop light I spotted the above sign and started laughing like crazy.  I grabbed my camera, put the window down and snapped a few pics.  I was still laughing as I put the camera away.  Then I noticed the very confused guy in the next car over;  he'd look at me, then across the street, then back at me, then across the street.  I leaned over to "talk" (3/4 shoulder & head turn with an upward nod) and he rolled down his window.  I stretched my hand out, pointed to the sign and proclaimed,

"Bingletobe".

Silence.

I point again, "Bingletope."  I added another upward nod.  He heard me, then realized and started laughing as hard as I was.

Interstate 10 at Bingle.

Mine and His

Mine and His, originally uploaded by Jennifer Lynn.

Today was hell.

I really need to stop drinking so much.

Went to the Wet Spot with my roomie last night.  I've been there many times, I guess I'm slow - the name never really registered until yesterday. And I've got a pretty dirty mind.

Also, I love oxymorons.