My Delusional Reality

Your Kid Smells Funny

Apparently, I work in a daycare.  Our crazy Russian lady accountant brought her sick kid to the office today.  Obviously, I don't have any stinky little ones of my own.  That's probably a good thing.  I don't want kids - I don't like the way they smell, the sounds that they make or the stuff that comes out of them.  I made that choice for myself just as the rest of you decided to have kids (or at least you decided to get drunk then the real hilarity ensued).  I can respect your decision; please respect mine.  Discipline your damn children.  None of this bullshit time out or the countless empty threats.  Give me a break, fool!  I don't want to hear your little heathen whine and cry because they want a cookie.  Especially at the office.  I mean seriously, isn't it enough that I have to listen to Bimbo each day?  That's a feat in and of itself - at this point, it's impossible for me to even count the amount of times I want to knock the holy hell out of that woman each day.

Ballunar Festival

Remax, originally uploaded by Jennifer Lynn.

I had a great time this weekend at the Ballunar Festival with my Roomie and a few friends.

Good food, good beer, good friends, good times!

Hello World

I am back again (again) - it's been awhile but I'll come around more often now.