My Delusional Reality

Blow x 2

From what I hear, Boy George requested the services of a male prostitute who attempted to steal his drugs upon arrival.

What would you do if someone tried to steal all of your drugs?  That's right, you'd call the police.  Now poor Boy George is facing 15 years in prison...talk about taking it up the ass!  He won't need a prostitute anymore, that's for sure!

Here's the article.

Order of Brilliant Bloggers

I'm feeling quite flattered this morning.  I was nominated by The Order of Brilliant Bloggers for Best Comedic Post.  That's right folks, I could be an award winning blogger.  Aren't you glad you know me while I'm still grounded and the fame and notoriety hasn't gone to my head?  Well....not that much at least........ 

I was nominated for my Hurricane Rita Hits Houston post but I cheated, I'm not that funny.  I've got the standard issue funny bone alright, but all I did was repost the pic from an email I received.  There...my secret is out.

Sweet Side

A friend of mine recently wrote about a song from an album that I have and love.  After reading his post, I pulled out the CD and it's been in heavy rotation since.  Each song is so powerful and I relate to many of them in several ways. 

This is one of my favorites from the album:

You run yourself ragged tryin' to be strong
You feel bad when you done nothin' wrong
Love got all confused with anger and pride
So much abuse on such a little child

Someone you trusted told you to shut up
Now there's a pain in your gut that you can't get rid of
No one heard your screams when you were nine
When bad dreams filled your summertime

So you don't always show your sweet side ...

You're tough as steel and you keep your chin up
You don't ever feel like you're good enough
You've had the blues ever since you were six
Your little tennis shoes and your pick-up sticks

You were screamed at and kicked over and over
Now you always feel sick and you can't keep a lover

Every Christmas there were presents to unwrap
But the things you witnessed when you were five and a half

So you don't always show your sweet side ...

Someone deserted you, the damage is done
Now you don't deserve to be loved by no one

Hands that would feed you when you were two
Were the same hands that beat you black and blue

You get defensive at every turn
You're overly sensitive and overly concerned
Few precious memories no lullabies
Hollowed out centuries of lies

So you don't always show your sweet side ...

Check it out here.

Self Help 101

He's gone and done it again.  I have a feeling I'll be adding this one to my personal list of favorites.

I'm not usually so pathetic (or am I?) that I need to buy books on relationships, but considering my lack of luck in that department as of late, maybe I should buy them more often. We'll see.  The first book he wrote, "He's Just Not That Into You" was hysterical.  Most of it common sense but still nice to see typed up laying in front of you with a pretty dust cover.