My Delusional Reality

Happy F - ing Halloween

Shit.  I had almost finished my post when I did something and lost everything.  Just my luck.  Fits right along with my weekend.

I did get to see Christina.  We had a Birthday/Halloween party for her Dad.  Christina and I had the same costumes.

We are not Powerpuff Girls, we are martinis.  I prefer cocktails, surprised?  I didn't think so.  As the night progressed, Christina became the Masked Martini and I became injured.  You'd think after all the years I've had to practice walking that I'd be able to master walking down steps.  But no, not me.  No luck.  I could hardly walk and couldn't stand long enough to sing karaoke with Christina, so I called it a night.
 

But wait, I'm still not done.

Clutter

Thanks for all of your comments on my posts you guys.  It just took me two hours to declutter my inbox.  I've slacked off lately but I'll try to do better.  I think I've got a lot of decluttering to do.  I also think I may be making up words here.  Not sure.

Once Again

Today really fucking sucked.  More like tonight really.  My mom had to put our cat to sleep.  I think I was 10 when we got her.  Granted, she was evil, she used to steal my socks and drag my panties into the hallway then meow all damn night and keep me awake.  She was nothing like Joey's Killer Pussy, she was nice and sweet and I will miss her.

To top it off, I got stood up tonight.  And it's not the first time.  There are some special circumstances but I won't rationalize  - it is what it is.  He called a few minutes ago, about 3 hours late.  Had to work late, said he thought about calling but couldn't.  All I said was OK.  Silence. He asks: Are you there?  Yes.  Are you OK?  No, I'm not; my cat died today and I was stood up.  He apologized and said he'd make it up to me but what the fuck am I supposed to think?   Sometimes most the time  I don't know why I even try.

What's In A Name?

I bought this little gem over a month ago, my first apple purchase.  It may be my last.  As I added my Ipod Nano to my shopping cart, I noticed they would engrave it for free. Naturally, I wanted my name emblazoned on the back.  Much to my dismay, the prudes at apple think my name constitues "inappropriate message text".  Those bastards.

Can you believe that shit?

Topless Blogging

So yeah, I'm sitting here, topless and drunk and I'm blogging.   Does it get any better?  I think not.  Well....maybe if I posted a picture but I can't find my stupid square USB cable so I can't upload photos since my laptop is still broken.  Which reminds me...I read about a new feature that typepad has called the tipjar.  I'm sure most of my 4 readers remember my infamous drunken laptop destruction night....well...I still haven't gotten it fixed.  ;o)

  And I'm too drunk to finish this post tonight.  But you know what, I just found out that I might be going to the WORLD SERIES.  Oh yes, I fucking roll that way!

Moving Really Sucks

I finished moving today.  I think Ive moved everything out of the house and over to the apartment.  I moved it all, with some much appreciated help, and made a nice dent in the unpacking. 

Three flights of stairs made me realize just how materialistic I am.  "The things you own end up owning you." (Fight Club) That's for damn sure.  It's time for me to simplify.

I did have a nice weekend though.  Chuck and Robert helped me move and after we watched the game at Einstein's with Frank and Lizzie and my new AWESOME friend Lauren. 

My whole body hurts; I am exhausted; the Astros lost again and I need a massage very, very badly.

And with all the clothes I have, I don't understand why I can never find anything to wear.

I've Got A Sweet Tooth....

Back on the Wagon

I think the most damage that Hurricane Rita caused in Houston was the lost of my internet access but it's up and running again!!! 

I never realized how much of a dork I am; no, I lie, I know I'm a huge dork. However, it's very hard to be said dork without the internet.  Thank you Al Gore, you really invented a great thing.

Anyway, I'm no longer house sitting for my boss; I won't miss the dog waking me up every morning at 6:45 but I will miss riding up and down in the elevator.  For 3 weeks I lived in a house that costs more than I'll probably make in 50 years.

That's ok, I'm happy where I am.  In fact, this will be my second night in the new apartment.  Since Joey and Manuel are building their house and moving, Jared and I decided to move out as well.  I haven't really done much moving yet, just the essentials.  I am pretty damn proud of myself for packing 3 boxes on Saturday.  Anyone want to come help me pack?  Or move all my shit up 3 flights of stairs? 

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Go Astros!!

I love this picture - I took it a few years back at Minute Maid Park.

The Astros are going to the WORLD SERIES!  I went to the NIN concert but stayed at the bar in the Toyota Center watching the game.  My friends were all watching the concert, not me.  Nah, I was celebrating with perfect strangers.  Hugging, high-fives, I even saw a few chest bumps.  In the pandemonium that took place, I managed to get decked full force on my chin.  I've even got a bruise and a scratch.  I've been in a few fights before but I've never had to take any punches.  I've got me a strong chin.  But I did have the worst headache all day.

Can You Tell Me How To Get....

I could certainly use some directions.