Can You Tell Me How To Get....

I could certainly use some directions.

Comments

[Mister Underhill]

Sounds like an awesome new children's show.

I believe in this topsy turvy world, pornography is the only way to teach keep our children from becoming all gay. No offense to legitimately practising homosexuals.

[Casper]

Directions to Morningwood:
Simply drink plenty of the beverage of your choice -beer etc.
Shake well, sleep on it and 9 times out of 10 wake with Morningwood!

(Disclaimer) This recipe not intended to produce positive results in the female anatomy... Feel free to test with male partners -better odds than bingo!

[bum]

ha ha.

across the street, there's a place that's called Woodcock Drive or something. ah, the streets in H-town and 'burbs

[Ice]

Umm Jen, are you saying you are lost looking for morning wood? As opposed to wouldn't it be good Norwegian Wood? or is any wood good wood but morning wood would be better? If it's any help you won't find it in any icy shower

Me lost now hehe

[Jenn]

Ha! Great stuff you guys! Most of you know the drill at this point....this post basically means that I'm horny and lonely. :o)~

[Ice]

On the plus side Jen, at least you can do "Starfishes" in bed without kicking anyone on the foor.....umm that really wasn't much help at all was it?...Damn!

Ummm do they make blow up men dolls in America? (Just trying to be helpful) ok ok I'll bugger off now.

[wirthy]

Just stop by my place around 7:00am tomorrow.

[Jenn]

I knew I could count on you Wirthy! 7am huh? I'll keep that in mind!

Thanks for visiting my site Ice and Bum, it's always great to gain another reader!

Nice to hear from you again Casper!