My Delusional Reality

Finally Finished

I'm done.  It took me quite some time but it's all finished up now.  Not too shabby!

I am now officially at www.mydelusionalreality.com

War of the Roses

This morning, I happened to catch a segment of a radio show that I rarely listen to....my jaw dropped when I figured out what was taking place. Disgruntled girlfriend, Elizabeth called into the show to play the War of the Roses game. She thought some funny business was going on with her live in boyfriend; he had been volunteering at the Astrodome for several hours after work and coming home quite refreshed. Elizabeth expected him to be a bit more tired, that and he was volunteering with Kelly, another woman from their church.

The female host conferences in the unsuspecting guy, informs him that his business card was pulled from the drop box and his prize is a dozen long-stem red roses from Plants.com. She told him he could send the roses to anyone and asked who she should make the card out to. Without out skipping a beat, he blurted out, "Kelly, and write you are as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside. XOXO

Ouch!

It was not pretty after that.  The girlfriend let him have it after that.

Anyway, moral of this story: church ain't gonna save you when the angry girlfriend is lookin' to kick some ass.

The Sauce Was Wrong

So Very Wrong!

It's About Time....

Cause I really needed that.