My Delusional Reality

Ok, So Yeah,

I'm a little (just a little) vain.  At least I can admit it.

I've always been bothered by the fact that my friend's pictures snatched up so many views over a weeks time frame.

I feel much better now though.  I uploaded my funny picture a few hours ago and it's already at the top!

Damn, I haven't been able to sleep the past two nights, uuuugghh.

More Fun With Flickr

Kris suggested that I create the following:

No Lesbians Were Harmed in the Making of This Issue.

And The Decree Will Set You Free

Well, I finished...that was way too easy. Divorce papers are all done. I've got one question to ask my boss but other than that, I'm one step closer to only having three parts to my name again.

The hard part will be getting him to sign them, wish me luck you guys!

 

If I had only known then!

 

Look at What I Made!

If you use FLICKR, you can make your own HERE.

Party TBA

I just filled out the first portion of the paperwork for my divorce, if I weren't so tired, I'd finish both parts.  I never imagined this would feel so good. I know I should have done it a long time ago but it's getting done now and that all that matters.

I've decided not to help him anymore, he'll never stop asking if I keep helping him. He got himself into trouble this past weekend and he can get himself out of it too.

Look at Me!

 

Yes, I did it. For the very first time, I ate sushi this weekend. Christina, her friend Karen and I went out for dinner. I was so proud of myself, I didn't puke at the table! (I'm such a picky eater and there were 2 very close calls.)

I did learn that I DO NOT like seaweed. That was rough, very rough. Almost makes me sick thinking of it. I didn't like the samon either, not raw at least.

I just told Bimbo that I ate sushi this weekend, she says I ate fish eggs in the Californa Roll. I didn't know that, damn Christina - what did you make me do?

Hey Joey.....

Photo by: Patrick M

Hippo Love

Dinner was a success! There were no fires or major injuries and I only burnt myself once. I took care of my boys tonight, I wanted it to be special for them.

I even bought them flowers.

My sloppy joe(y)'s are a real treat, my recipe is even published. Granted, it's in the Houston Local Plumber's Union #68 Cookbook, but it's published none the less.

We all sat down to a hearty dinner.  Joey and Manuel were just happy I was feeding them.

But Oooooohh it's so good!

 

Yummy!

 

Yummy!!

 

Yummy!!!

To top it all off, I baked them a carrot cake. I just borrowed the black plastic tray from Randalls, I swear I did. Really.

Here I am in my kitchen, like my new shirt?

Happy Anniversary Boys!

Also titled: Horny Horny Hippos

Today Joey and Manuel are celebrating their one year anniversary!  Yay, boys!

Like Joey said in his blog, at their request, I'm going to cook them my famous sloppy joe(y)'s. That's my gift to them, my wonderful cooking. I did do something nice for Manuel though. I didn't want him to feel left out, so I created a blog for him and emailed him the url, user name and password.

I'm sure he's elated. Especially about the screen name, don't worry Manuel, you can change it later but you have to keep the url. www.mymanisabigfathomo.blogspot.com is pure genius in my opinion.

Joey posted a crazy picture of him and I on his blog from the gay pride parade.  I feel the need to return the favor.

Dancing in the Street. Joey is a great dancer, the crowd cheered while he was bustin' a move. I guess he got too tired and decided to just lay in the street for a while.

Then when have Mr. "I'm too sexy for my shirt", which needs no explanation.

This is Joey after  the mean lesbian almost beat him up.  Notice the wet spot on his shorts.

Look, I taught Joey everything he knows!

And here's Manuel, anyone wanna guess what he's doing?

Someone in our circle of friends said that when Joey and Manuel kiss it looks like two hippopotamuses (hippopotami is also correct, I just like hippoptamuses better) mating. You can judge for yourself; I think I'll stay neutral.

Guys I hope you have many more great years together!  I love you both!