My Delusional Reality

FYI

I'm not crazy anymore...as Christina instructed and as Marriah sang, I shook it off.

Redneck Flat Screen

As some of you may know, I grew up in Alvin - if you've ever been there this won't surprise you....

 

She Just Walks Around With It Alright

I love this girl.  She has just described the past two weeks of my life perfectly.  Almost. I'm not quite that crazy....yet.

Check it out.

Kissing Cousins

For the third weekend in a row, I've driven up to the Dallas area. I love my girl Christina to pieces, but I've never visited (or attempted to visit) her that often. Especially in such a small amount of time.

Hummmm....I wonder why. Any guesses?

Now, I'm in Frisco, ya'll. At my uncle's house. My cousin(?) doesn't live here anymore; he moved back to Germany. (My uncle married his girlfriend, I guess that makes Chris my cousin by marriage.)

Which means I've kissed my cousin. I guess you can add that to the list of reasons why I'll be on Jerry Springer one day.

My aunt and uncle just had a baby two weeks ago, she is the sweetest little thing. Sarah Grace, I'll post a picture of her later. I can guarantee you this:

I won't be kissing this cousin.

Oh Yeah

My new toy just died.  I bought it Monday.  After chatting with tech support for 30 minutes he told me to return it - I really hope this isn't indicative of future performance.

The Best & Worst Book Ever Written

Page 23. Damn you, Page 23. If you weren't one of the most straight-forward and hilarious books I've ever read, I would have taken you to Half Price Books and parted ways long ago.

This is what you've got me thinking about.....

He's Just Not That Into You If He's Not Calling You

Men know how to use the phone.

 

Oh sure, they say they're busy. They say that they didn't have even a moment in their insanely busy day to pick up the phone. It was just that crazy. Bullshit. With the advent of cell phones and speed dialing it is almost impossible not to call you. Sometimes I call people from my pants pockets when I don't even mean to. We may try to make you think differently, but we men are just like you. We like taking a break from our generally mundane day to talk to someone we like. It makes us happy. And we like to be happy. Just like you. If I were into you, you would be the bright spot in my horribly busy day. Which would be a day that I would never be too busy to call you.

"Sometimes I call people from my pants pockets when I don't even mean to".    I love that.

Why do I read books that make me feel like "that" kind of girl? What is it about me? I'm very independent, quite confident and rather secure with myself - I guess when I find something I really, really want it scares me.

Woah...that is it. It scares the hell out of me because I care
about the outcome. Hummmmm. I guess, in this case, that's a good thing.

Uuuughh....maybe I should just quit reading.

I Have A New Toy

That's right, I do.

My new toy!

Therefore, I've been having some fun:

Caution!

At least I warn them first!

It Really is The Small Stuff

I had a good morning.

Why, might you ask?

I only paid $2.47 a gallon to fill up!  Cheapest it's been in a while.

I Love.........

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