I am now the proud owner of Labyrinth!
Someone actually listened to me and bought it for me. It was a very nice surprise.
I had a really nice weekend, I even learned a few things that I'll share with you.
1. Howard Johnson is no paradise, no matter what the address is. On the upside, while I was in the "lounge" at 8:30 Sunday morning, I asked the attendant when I could get a beer. His reply: You know what city you're in? You can have a beer whenever you want. What did I say to that? I'll take two.
2. Don't drop your full beer. Especially on an irate Indian guy.
Irate Indian Guy(half-yelling): Excuse me, ma'am, you spill beer. You ruin my dress.
I stood there quite confused; this man was not wearing a dress. Neither was his wife. He began again -
IIG: You ruin my dress!! Why you do that? What you do?
I see the spot of beer that "ruined" IIG's "dress". Smaller than a quarter. I had beer all over my ass. IIG pissed me off.
Irate Crazy Bitch: You think I dropped my fucking $5 beer on purpose, buddy? I don't think so. It was an accident, so sorry.
IIG: You ruin my dress.
Apparently this phrase is all the English that IIG can offer. I let him have it.
ICB: What the hell do you want me to do? It was an accident, do you understand that?
At this point I decide to walk away. I had to take my empty beer bottle back to the bar in order to resist smashing it over IIG's head. Or before I slapped that bindi of his wife's forehead.
