Killer Pussy

The other night I had planned on getting in bed early but it didn't happen.  I was lounging on the couch watching Everybody Loves Raymond, when Kitty jumped up on my chest.  We have two rules at my house: 1. No sex on the couch and 2.) Never look Kitty in the eyes.  Go ahead and laugh, I am so very serious.  Danny can vouch for that.  In fact, we need a sign on the front of the house that says "Beware of Attack Cat", but I digress.

Kitty jumped on me, she may or may not have been high, and she started rubbing her head all over my arm and chest.  I was in fear of my life.  I froze up, beads of sweat started forming on my brow and my heart started racing.  I was so vunerable; my juglar was exposed, I was at Kitty's mercy.

I sat there for what seemed like hours and in an act of pure idiocy I reached out and pet Kitty.  It was an act of God, for once, she did not attack me.  She let me pet her for 37 minutes.  37 whole minutes.  Then she hissed and lunged at me.  And my life flashed before my eyes, I sat there motionless praying for her to move.  I thought I was going to die.  All of a sudden she jumped up and ran away.  That was a very, very close call.

Killer Pussy

Comments

[Danny]

accidently leave the door open on your way out.....

[Sassy]

Good Gawd...sounds like a psycho cat! I have two furballs of my own.

One of them won't let you pet her...she'll only allow you to hold your hand out...and then SHE will rub her face against your hand. Does that make sense?

Anyways...she's a bitch. After dealing with her for the past two years and now reading about your bundle of fluff...I'm starting to like dogs more and more! ; P

[Jenn]

Great idea Danny - the bitch comes back though!

Sassy: I can not stress how much I miss my dogs!

[Kris]

I have a cat named Zoey that looks just like yours.

[Jenn]

Flippin' Sweet! My pussy looks just like Kris's.

[Kris]

How old is she?

[Jenn]

Hell Kitty is 3.