Sweet Tits is in a very bad mood. VERY BAD. More than likely, I'm just horny. I haven't felt like doing anything lately - I'm in a funk and the only thing that comes to mind for this blog post is:
I don't want to be anything other than
what I've been trying to be lately
All I have to do is think of me and I have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms wondering what I gotta do
Or who I'm supposed to be
I don't want to be anything other than me
Someone, just give it to me all ready!
*looks at car*
*looks at map*
*gets out ruler and measures milage*
*plots trip to Texas from New York*
... this could take a while kiddo. Sorry. Perhaps a toy?
Posted by: Aberrant Templar | 06/28/2005 at 08:39 PM
*passes Jenn a "rabbit"*
She's used to that....hmmm...
*passes Jenn a double ended dil** for use with a "friend"*
Not enough...
*Passes Jenn a sybian machine*
Now four o-faces later she's happy.
Posted by: Brian | 06/28/2005 at 09:28 PM
*pulls up mapqwest on the computer*
Hmmmm...Texas isn't too far from Az....
*ponders on the thought*
Can you hold out till this weekend?
*Devilish Grin* hehe
Posted by: Sassy | 06/28/2005 at 10:36 PM
OMG, I totally want one of those Sybians! Hey Jenn, when we live happily together ever after, can we share one? >:)
Posted by: christina | 06/29/2005 at 09:27 AM
AT: Oh the toys I have! It's still just not the same as a warm body. Not just a warm penis, a warm body.
Brian: My shower head gives me the same "oh so fresh, four o-faces later" feeling. Again, not the same as a warm body. But if you get Christina and me a sybian, I'm sure we'll let ya watch! ;o)
Sassy: Damn girl, you're right! Ya know, I've been on a traveling kick lately. I'm taking a trip to Vegas next weekend (for business but I'm sure I'll find some pleasure in Sin City)hummm....maybe AZ is in my future!
Hell, maybe NY is in my future, too!
Oh, the possibilities!
Christina: Sweetheart, I'll share anything your heart desires with you! (Good luck guys!)
Posted by: Jenn | 06/29/2005 at 11:01 AM
how much are those big toys? Maybe we can work out a deal.
Posted by: Brian | 06/29/2005 at 12:29 PM
LOL - I'll do my research!
Posted by: Jenn | 06/29/2005 at 01:10 PM
i feel your pain.
Posted by: Danny | 06/29/2005 at 04:42 PM
Awww! Someone understands me!
Posted by: Jenn | 06/29/2005 at 05:28 PM
Yeah - Danny knows how high my sex drive is.
Sheesh!
Posted by: Jenn | 06/30/2005 at 09:23 AM
Jenn, I have to say that in this one area I am unsympathetic. Coming out of a bad marriage and going straight into Iraq has left Rosey in charge of things for far too long. I'm not sure if my love berries are going to shrivel up or explode, but what is obvious is that they are NOT happy with me.
Posted by: Kris | 06/30/2005 at 08:08 PM
Kris: If you only knew - get ready, I'm drunk, this might be long....
I too am just out of a bad marriage. It's been two years now since I left him. That entire first YEAR, I got NO ass. NONE. I had never gone that long without any - not since I lost my cherry at least. No fun, not at all.
I've gotten a little bit of ass lately. I was in a relationship for a few months this year and I've grown accustomed to the old in-out, in-out. Now, there are more batteries than condoms in my nightstand. Uuuuggghh!
Ok, I had more to say, but I'm too tired. xoxo ;~)
Posted by: Jenn | 07/01/2005 at 12:42 AM
it was all your choice to stop getting it.... =D
Posted by: Danny | 07/01/2005 at 12:47 PM
Damn - I got served! ;o)
Posted by: Jenn | 07/01/2005 at 02:11 PM