Guts and Balls

My boss just sent me this email:

The difference between GUTS and BALLS:

GUTS: arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met at the door by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS: coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

Comments

[Layne]

Oh I love your blog! Found you via SassyBrat, hope you don't mind if I come back. I definitely think your method of getting out of tickets is genius.

[Kris]

What category does smacking your grandma on the ass and telling her she's next fall into?

[Jenn]

Layne: Thanks for visiting! I look forward to seeing more of you. ;)

Kris: I'm not quite sure...wait until Granny responds to my email about Cain.

[Kris]

Did you edit my comment or did I type some unintelligible shit?

[Jenn]

Kris: I did nothing - yet I understand your comment - what does that say about me?

[Sassy]

I think it sounds like you have a cool boss!

Thanks for commenting on my site...I've taken a look around yours and decided...I likes!

I'll be back. = )

[Jenn]

Sassy: My boss is very cool. In fact, I just now awoke from a two hour nap in the back office :)

I love my job!

Glad you like my site, I'll be visiting yours again too!

[Kris]

That says that you're not working on the video as previously assured. As for my persistence, I have to admit, I've got a thing for senior citizens.

And I just reread my comment and realized that my second comment was retarded and not my first. Holy crap. I'm losing it.

[Jenn]

Kris: I am working on the video - I'm just waiting for Mr. U to get his cop uniform!

Don't worry sweetie, most your comments are retarded, I don't mind!

Just Kidding! ;)

[Aberrant Templar]

Mmm ... cop uniform. They go so well with boobies.

Or so I'm told.

[Jenn]

AT: We shall see!