My Sexy Roommate - This one's for you Jo-Jo.
I've known Joey 10 years now and he is one of the most important people in my life. We dated in high school for a long time, he was my best friend and he was the only boy that respected me in high school. I even popped his cherry. Little did I know, he only "respected" me because he's gay. (As evidenced in above photo) ;)
Joey hasn't been around much lately and I really miss him. I'm happy for him though; his relationship is going well and he's happy even if he is only using our house for storage.
Joey is my Will; I can't imagine not having him in my life and I'll love him until the day I die. That being said, he pushed me into the pool the other night while I was holding my cell phone. I was PISSED! Not so much about the phone, but the fact that every single phone number I have is confined to that little silver piece of shit from Sprint. (By the way, I was surprised that Brad Pitt's, "The things you own end up owning you", didn't make AFI's Top 100 Movie Quotes tonight.) He felt bad but I wanted him to know exactly how pissed I was so I pulled out the big guns.
I told Joey that I would rub my pussy on his pillow if I didn't get my phone numbers back after the phone dried. Like I said, I pulled out the big guns. The mere mention of this word makes him gag and my threats truly sickened him. I saw the fear in his eyes, he knew I meant business. Let's just say that for now, he's lucky. My phone still works so I'll save my secret weapon for another day.
HAWT
If I weren't doing so well as a hetero lately I might go gay for him.
Posted by: Mister Underhill | 06/22/2005 at 12:42 AM
What exactly does one have to do to get said elbow treatment? Just out of sheer curiosity, of course.
Posted by: Kris | 06/22/2005 at 04:10 AM
Mister U: I know it, my boy is H-O-T! I thought you might like him! Here he is back in high school!
Kris: I'm on xanex right now (prescription, of course, just not my prescription)and I'm not quite sure what you'd need to do. I'll get back to you when I'm a bit more lucid.
Posted by: Jenn | 06/22/2005 at 09:37 AM
oh damn! that reminds me- i shoulda asked you for a little blue treat before you left!
Posted by: christina | 06/22/2005 at 11:52 AM
Gay Man's Kryptonite?
BAhahahahaha....
*sigh*
Anyway, I'm going to answer your boob-naming question here because if I do it on the other post I keep getting distracted.
I think you should name them
"The Captain and Tennille"
(http://www.captainandtennille.net/)
Posted by: Aberrant Templar | 06/22/2005 at 02:48 PM
AT: Too funny! Do that to me one more time, would ya?
Posted by: Jenn | 06/22/2005 at 02:56 PM
I have no idea why I thought you threatened to rub your pussy on his elbow when in actuality it was his pillow. Ah, me. Scary that you understood what I meant again.
Posted by: Kris | 06/23/2005 at 12:27 AM
Kris: Great minds think alike - what more can I say?
Posted by: Jenn | 06/23/2005 at 03:57 AM
Oh, the witty things I'd say about pussies and pillows, or, more specifically, my pillow, but won't. Sigh. I think the wife might have a problem...
I love the qualifier in M.Underhill's comment: "lately." Heh. Things'll change for him, I can feel it.
Posted by: William Young | 06/23/2005 at 07:08 AM
Christina: Girl, you know I'll give you anything you want!
William: I don't think Mr. U will change - not if I have anything to do with it! ;o)
Then again, I turned Joey gay, so wo the hell knows?
Posted by: Jenn | 06/23/2005 at 10:46 PM