From A Bitch:
1) Men Are Like coffee - The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
2) Behind every great woman is a man checking out her ass.
3) If he wants breakfast in bed, have him sleep in the kitchen.
4) Men are like floor tiles....if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years!
I got these sayings from a great little flip book called "You Say I'm a Bitch Like It's a Bad Thing". It's cheap, hilarious and definitely worth the laughs.
Needless to say...I too own this cheap, but awesome book. Ha!
Posted by: -G.D. | 05/09/2005 at 11:12 PM
GD: That doesn't suprise me, not one little bit!
Posted by: Jenn | 05/09/2005 at 11:28 PM
:-)
Posted by: nikonman | 05/10/2005 at 04:06 AM