My Delusional Reality

Home at Last

Well I finally made it back home; the instant I walked out of the parking garage and into the smothering humidity I began getting sick instantly. I spent the rest of the weekend sleeping on the couch. I must say I wasn't excited to leave but I missed everyone here and I guess there's no place like home. That still doesn't mean becoming a prostitute and moving to a nice little window in the Red Light District is out of the question.

He, he, he .....prostitute.....I've got a few story about that subject and my trip. That could be breaking the "what happens on vacation, stays on vacation" rule. But hell....I break all the rules so stay tuned for that story. I can't give away all the juicy details at once.

Jared and I had a blast while we were away, it was a nice balance of partying and site seeing. I think we hit most all the main museums in both Amsterdam and Paris. Anne Frank's house was chilling, I was crying by the end.

I took a ton of pictures, mostly architecture, sculptures and paintings from the different museums we went to. There are quite a few pictures from atop the Eiffel Tower and from the Bell Tower in Amsterdam. I'm uploading Jared's pictures too...he snapped several hundred. I plan on posting a few of the good ones on my blog in a few minutes and the others you can find here on my flickr page.

 

Doing What I Do Best.....

As Always

Totally Legal

I didn't even break the rules here!

It was so awesome to walk in, look at a menu and BUY whatever I wanted!  A pothead's dream come true!

Pink Lady

Only in Amsterdam

Amsterdam

Good Times

I'm Not Leaving

Wow...just wow! I can't believe some of the things I've seen and done in this city. I absolutely love it here and I never want to leave. Maybe I can get my company to go international.... or maybe I'll just have to work in the Red Light District. Either way, I'd love to live here.

For starters, I've smoked some of the greatest shit in my life, gotten pretty damn drunk on some really good Dutch beer and I've gotten a tattoo. A tulip (of course)! I figured it was better than a marijuana leaf...and I want to remember this trip everyday for the rest of my life - in my opinion there was no other way to properly commemorate my trip!

Jared and I have discovered that what happens in Amsterdam, stays in Amsterdam. Not everything, but some things! ;)

I put my tongue on a huge penis, I'll post the picture when I get home! We've been to some sex shows....I may or may not have gotten on stage and eaten a banana from somewhere....hummm.....not sure! ;)

Ok, I'm off to party on my last night here!

Ha Ha Bitches!

I made it here to Amsterdam; as many requests as I had, there were no stowaways in my luggage!

I've not had a chance to do much yet as I'm waiting for Jared to get here so that we can have fun together.

It's party time!!!

Finally!!

The day has arrived!  I'll leaving for Amsterdam this evening.  You can view my trip info here:

My Euro Trip at backpackit.com

You guys take care, I'll miss you all - check in for updates!

What are Friends For?

My best friend sent me this email to prepare me for my vacation - this is sure to come in handy!

Useful French Phrases

General chit-chat

"You have a chive on your tooth."
"Vous avez de la ciboulette sur votre dent"
(voo za - vay de la see - boo - let ser votr den)

"Would you stop spitting on me while you're talking!"
"Voulez-vous cesser de me cracher dessus pendant que vous parlez!"
(voo - lay voo se - say de me cra - shay de - su pen - dan que voo parl - ay)

"Are you drunk?"
"Est-ce que vous êtes ivre?"
(es - ke voo zet eevr)

"You're a complete moron"
"Tu es completement debile"
(tu eh com - plet - e - men de - beel)

"You get on my nerves
"Tu me peles le jonc"
(tu me pel - e le zhonc)

Helping Others

"What did your last slave die of?"
"De quoi est mort votre dernier esclave?"
(de kwa eh mor votr der - nee - er es - klahv)

"I'd help you, but I don't like you."
"Je vous aurais bien aide, mais je ne vous aime pas."
(zhe voo zaw - ray bien ai - de may zhe ne voo zaim - e pah)

"Do it yourself."
"Faites-le vous-même"
(fay - teh le voo mehm)

"Stop bothering me!"
"Parle à mon cul, ma tête est malade"
(parl a mon cul, ma teht eh ma - lahd)

Dealing with Parents of children

"My God your children are ugly!"
"Mon Dieu, que vos enfants sont laids"
(Mon dyer ke voe zen - fant son lay)

"Your children are very attractive. Are they adopted?"
"Vos enfants sont très beaux. Ils sont adoptes?"
(vo zen - fant son tray boh. Il sont a - dop - te)

"How much for the little girl?"
"Combien pour la fillette"
(com - byen poor la fill - et)

I'm All About the Sex Party

Read the article at Yahoo News

Why couldn't they have the Sex Party when I was in BC last summer? I watched the election coverage on TV last year, granted, it was only to see the Marijuana Party in action, but I watched nonetheless.

They should get the Sex and Marijuana Parties to unite, change the name to Sex & Drugs Party, mix in a little rock and roll and politics would be forever changed.