My Delusional Reality

Joey's Gift

My Cool New Shoes

Joey is so good to me!  Out of the kindness of his heart, he bought me these flippin' sweet flip-flops from the thrift store yesterday.  Will he ever cease to amaze me?  I'm not quite sure.  As long as he doesn't tell me he's going to "throw my fucking alarm clock out the fucking window" again, I think I'll be okay.....either that or I'll get a really big punch in the uterus!

Yesterday I went home for lunch, it was so nice outside and after my morning with Sprint I needed to relax.  The weather has been beautiful so I sat out in the back yard to get some sun.   I decided to take off the suit that I wore to work and sat in the chair wearing only my bra and panties.  All was fine, I was enjoying the peace and quiet, when all of a sudden Preston, our next door neighbor peeks his head over the fence.  I'm not much of a shy person, so we chatted for a few seconds about my very visable, very naughty tattoo and he went on his merry way.  We just met our neighbor last weekend for the first time and he's already seen me in my undies!

I Hate Sprint

Just because I don't have a credit score of 800, they've given me a stupid spending limit on my account. Of course, being a woman, I talk on the phone - apparently excessively. Those bastards cut my phone off AGAIN without any warning. I pay the damn bill on time, not only that I make prepayments at least twice a month - just to avoid going over the spending limit. It's just been one of those days.....I'm not usually that emotional - it must be PMS, but I was crying a river this morning. Like most of the world, I too, live payday to payday and my phone will be cut off until Friday. If I had the time, I'd set up a little paypal button on my blog and let all my friends out there contribute to Jenn's Activation Fund for her damn phone. I feel so naked with out that damn thing.

Ok, ok, I will - but only until Friday

Birthday Suit

This little guy is so cute!  I want him!

Coming Home

I wish I could have spent more time out at the lake house, it's no fun leaving such a beautiful, relaxing place. On our drive home, Joey and I saw the craziest thing. I did manage to snap a picture of it, keep in mind it's not the greatest quality - proof nonetheless. Ok, we were speeding down I-45, I'd say driving 75 mph when we pass a SUV hauling a camper. They weren't going much slower than we were, I glanced over and saw an Ozarka water bottle on his bumper. That bottle sat on his bumper through all the wind gusts, pot holes and "rough roads" that we came across. Look hard and you can see for yourself.......

 

Now in Convenient On The Go Bottles

Lake House

Joey and I made a trip up to his parent's lake house this weekend for a family reunion. I had a blast! I went out on a boat, that hasn't happened often....what kind of redneck am I anyway? What a disgrace! :)

There was a ton of food, and even more beer.....perfect combination for me!

I really enjoyed the peace and quiet out on the lake, it was so beautiful. I've been pretty stressed out lately and took advantage of the opportunity for a little get away.

From the Boat

HTML Help, Please?

I am an idiot...obviously. Anyway, I was trying to make some template changes to my blog and now, my "archive" link redirects itself to my guest map.

I've looked at the code all morning long, but haven't figured out what to do to fix it. I'm stupid....anyone have any basic suggestions???

Much appreciated!!

New Fashion Trends

I may try this on my vacation....

Fashionable New Shoes

After having my toes operated on, I look rather silly....but they hurt so bad that I don't care.....

Choir Dropout

Well, to be truthful, I didn’t even make the cut in 4th grade for choir…..needless to say, I have a complex when it comes to my singing abilities (or lack thereof). One drunken night, I was pulled up on stage and belted out “Time After Time" , It was a blast and I’d do it again!

See more progress on: Sing at least one karaoke song (in front of people)

Also check out 43 Things , it's a great waste of time during a boring work day!