I must say, I

 

 

I must say, I did something this weekend I never thought I would ever do.......I went to a golf tournament. Jared, my roommate called me Friday night and asked if I wanted to go on Saturday to the Shell Houston Open. I was quite surprised that I enjoyed power walking around this big ass golf course all day long. Even more surprised that I liked watching these men play with their sticks and balls and try to make it in that little hole - wait - that's no surprise. It may shock some of you, but yes, the rumor is true....that was me on the driving range today. I was making an attempt, pathetic as it was, to learn how to hit the golf ball so that one day, I too, could join in on a few rounds with my roommates. Let's just say that I need a lot of work. A lot. I think I hit five good balls out of fifty. If that.....and I had a really hard time even connecting with the ball.....who'd of thought I'd have that problem? It's not an excuse, I know that I stink either way, but I might be a left handed golfer, and I was using Jared's clubs. I hit one ball over 130 feet, I think that was good for my first time. I was badly sunburned and generally exhausted yesterday, now my arms are very sore. And yes, my lips hurt real bad. With all this golf, I'm wondering what's happened to the redneck in me? Is it gone since I've moved to the big city? I'm not sure how that works......we do have a donkey in our backyard though.

Comments

[Mister Underhill]

Golf is very fun, and relaxing.

[Danny]

heeeee haaaaaw heeeee haaaaaw! i want to see miguel ride the donkey!