Three's Company

So I'm sitting out in the garage having my morning cigarette when the door opens.....already odd because Joey leaves before I even wake up and Jared works nights and sleeps late. An extremely meek and very homely girl emerges. Dumbfounded to see someone sitting in front of her, she turns back to her friend and gives a very awkward glance over to me. The friend walks out and says, "Oh don't worry, that's just Jennifer! " She (girl 2) then chats with me for a second and they leave. My Roomie bumped some uglies last night.......he had to be pretty damn drunk to take the first girl on. Now I'm not one to dog other gals, it ain't easy being a girl, not at all. This poor girl, I shit you not, looks like the redhead on that cartoon Recess. I only know this because I asked Bimbo next to me what cartoon character looks like that......funny, Bimbo knew.