My Delusional Reality

My Next Vacation Will be in Singapore

At this price, I'll take five!

ZZZZZZZZ

I fell asleep writing my last blog, my bed is just so damn comfortable now! How I ever slept without my memory foam mattress topper I'll never know.

Who Doesn't?

I don't hate my ex.....that would take up too much time and energy, besides, what's the point? I don't have to deal with his shit anymore!!!

Hungry Hungry Puppy

Poor Little Guy

Girls Gone Wild

I went out with old Bossman last night, we had a really good time. I enjoyed spending time with him. We went to the Love Shack on Richmond and needless to say, I am now the proud owner of a Girls Gone Wild t-shirt. I called my mom this morning and told her to be prepared.....knowing my luck, my face will be plastered all over late night commercials with little blurry spots over my nipples. I'm just waiting for my bosses to see, although the shirts I wear to work don't leave much to the imagination.

Three's Company

So I'm sitting out in the garage having my morning cigarette when the door opens.....already odd because Joey leaves before I even wake up and Jared works nights and sleeps late. An extremely meek and very homely girl emerges. Dumbfounded to see someone sitting in front of her, she turns back to her friend and gives a very awkward glance over to me. The friend walks out and says, "Oh don't worry, that's just Jennifer! " She (girl 2) then chats with me for a second and they leave. My Roomie bumped some uglies last night.......he had to be pretty damn drunk to take the first girl on. Now I'm not one to dog other gals, it ain't easy being a girl, not at all. This poor girl, I shit you not, looks like the redhead on that cartoon Recess. I only know this because I asked Bimbo next to me what cartoon character looks like that......funny, Bimbo knew.

If It Weren't Attached.......

Gimme Head!!!

Locks of Love

I finally did it, again. Yet again, I cut off all my hair in order to donate it to Locks of Love. I still cry when I hear the snip, snip, snip but I realize how truly wonderful this organization is. My hair has generated so many compliments over the years; naturally, when I heard of Locks of Love, I knew I'd found a meaningfull way that I could help. Every 2-3 years I've cut off over 16" of hair and I'll continue donating for life.

A Little Bit Nutty

GGGGRRRRRRR!!!!!!

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