My Delusional Reality

Down on the Corner

Coincidence.......I think not!!!

Shit for Brains

See.....politics really do stink!!!

2 1/2 Hours Down - 6 1/2 to Go

Finally Friday....my life is an endless cycle of waiting for Friday. Friday gets here along with all my grandious plans and a multitude of tasks to carry out, yet I never seem to accomplish any of them. I rarely do anything on MY weekends but during the week, I am usually more productive. Once the weekend end hits I'm dead to the outside world.

I went with the boys to the Renaissance Festival two weeks ago, I had to put up the tent - they were useless. It was quite hilarious, I had no problems other than trying to hammer the tent stakes into solid rock, the tent raising went off without a hitch. Tonight I think I'm headed over to the local gay bar with my best buddy. I always have so much fun there.....seldom get hit on there - I love that!

He's Got my Vote

Cooper in 2020

If this county still exists in 15 years, this guy has my vote - hands down. Check out his site, I've read every word....he has a great platform.

I Want My CSI

CBS Apologizes for Interrupting CSI; Will Rebroadcast Episode

GOOD, those BASTARDS......I never got to see the ending :(

Sorry Arafat.....we all knew you were going to kick the bucket.

Cell Phones...The Devil's Spawn

I hate cell phones, or at least the damn overage charges!!!

300 extra minutes, according to Verizon, cost $125....what a deal!!!!!

After receiving my $250 bill, I proceeded to fall over onto the floor. It could have been serious, folks....maybe I should sue my cell provider for negligence. The obese sued McDonald's, so I can sue Verizon, right???

Weight Loss 101

After watching the movie Supersize Me, I have sworn off fast food. Two months later and 25 pounds lighter, I'm still going strong. Never again will McDonald's french fries pass through these lips. I refuse to let Corporate America poison my body with what they try to pass off as food. Morgan Spurlock's movie and Eric Schlosser's novel Fast Food Nation have completely changed my life.

Says it all.......

Says it all.......

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